Name: Iain Girdwood
Location: Glasgow, United Kingdom

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

To be or not to be...

a psycho.

Tom Cruise Was Happier In Previous Life
Tom Cruise revealed that he was much happier in previous existences and his current life is probably one of the least satisfying he has led.

Scientologist Tom Cruise revealed that he is much older than the forty three years he has spent in his present body. Tom Cruise noted that he is "old beyond reckoning." What's more, his current life is "probably one of the least satisfying" he has led.

"I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents, and developed cures for diseases," said Tom Cruise. Cruise said he became aware that he "had been here before," when he read the complete works of Shakespeare in a month, despite being dyslexic, not long after dropping out of high school.

"Shakespeare was deja vu for me," said Tom Cruise. "It was so cool. I felt as if I had seen his words already, knew them all by heart. Then, after I began studying scientology, I realized the words had come from my heart in a previous life. That's why I say that as glorious and enviable as my present life is, making "War of the Worlds" and all those other great movies can't compare to writing "Romeo and Juliet" or the sonnets.

In addition to recognizing his days of future passed in the works of Shakespeare and Bach—and in the achievements of Columbus and Napoleon—Cruise recognizes the continuing reappearance of "Anti-Thetanic forces," such as Matt Lauer and Brooke Shields, with whom he has clashed in former lives.


Source :- http://toronto.fashion-monitor.com/news.php/Celebrity_Style/2005082202tom_cruise

Now :- http://www.wtfhost.com/userfiles/Publius/shakespeare.jpg
And:- http://www.big-boys.com/articles/tomkills.html
More:- http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/

3 Comments:

Anonymous Chriss said...

Tiller!

You should come to Fulltiltpoker.com
Play 50/100NL vs the pros there.
Phil Ivey plays there alot. It would be fun to watch, and I think you could beat him.

9:28 PM  
Blogger NikkFurie said...

How is that on topic? Fuck off.

12:15 PM  
Blogger GimmeDaWatch said...

Just to let you know, I read this was a hoax, i.e. the writer just did it as a joke. Didn't make a whole lotta sense when I first read it either.

10:18 AM  

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